The Diamond City Blog

Wawshington would be spitting up blood at the site of this state of the union. Why in the hell is this GOVERMENT if we are even a government.. Taken 170 billion dollars do I need to say again 170 BILLION DOLLARS are we clear about this? I will never spend that in my life time. It’s sick more than half of that went to other countries.

What the F is going on here. I’m sick that I’m an American right now. Then my tax money is being taking from me we are being fucking robbed by our own government. Let’s give your money to AIG and give to these guys 126 million dollars of it makes me mad.

Why are we letting this happen its really upsetting. This country is sick wake up make phone calls today. I want someone to explain how this happened I want money if these lazy

The ice cold wind was blowing when we buried my grandfather. There was a nice pine coffin sitting in the dirt. That was fresh from where my mother was buried nine months before.  I listen to the rabbi speak. I heard my uncle speak tears just started rolling down. I was waiting to be taking in with over walming feelings of loose.

My uncle said it was the end of an era.What my uncle ment was that there will be less family gatherings. My Grandfather and my mom held the whole show together when I was a child we would have tons of people over. By life was simple back then. Now when someone dies I find out 3 months later. So the story goes.  

The rabbi had asked does anyone else have anything to say just then someone said

"I do."

I lost it  I fell into my wifes arms in a fit of emotional sadness. This was a nightmare. There was no more real place to call home.  Just memories that will stay fresh in my head. and the terrible silence that I feel.

My dad and I were setting at this snack bar. I just had my last day of sleep away camp I was 10 I had just bitten into my tuna fish sandwich. Across from corner of me eye was this woman she was dressed in a white sweater and black blouse and a black skirt. As she was eating she all of sudden she started to jerk all over the place all I heard was her plate full of roast beef and mash fucking potatoes crash to the floor. The women’s black shoes went flying it was insane my father told me we must leave she was having a massive grand mole seizure he paid the bill and we left..

Me and the wife were in our seats waiting for The Dark Knight movie to start. So we sat through the previews the lights go out. Then over the intercom the Projectionist says,

"There was a sudden rush of people came in they had to fill the theater." 

We were thinking to ourselves what the hell was this. I wanted end my life right then. All I wanted was to have a nice calming time at the cinema. But know they were not going to let that happen. There was a troop of heavy fat bastards I thought they were from a eating club. I felt sorry for them. Because the General Manager bitch comes in and says.

"This is now a sold out show so if  anyone that has a open seat next to them your just going to have to move down."

 So now it turns into a night of musical chairs. I thought those fat fucks were going to catch a heart attack cause they could barely fit in there seat. The movie started for the love god but we still had to sit through 15 minutes of hellish Previews. What a Dark Knight.

My wife and I were waiting for Kids in the Hall to take the stage. Sitting next us was this woman she was sitting alone. She was this nerdish type with black framed plastic glasses and was wearing a black skirt and a white blouse.

As she seats down and puts her purse down and takes off her jacket. She was a complete mental case. This is where it starts to get madding. She takes her glasses put them on and takes them off again, like someone that was pushing you on a fucking swingset for all that is holy.

The nut job picks up her purse and puts it down over and over again. You get where I am going with this. She keeps adjusting her ass on this awful black folding chair from hell. Bouncing up and down like she had ants in her panties. I could not escape this bad case of O.C.D. I’m just happy she didn’t start calling me a motherfucker over and over or a bitch. So she stops just as the show started.