The Diamond City Blog

My wife and I were waiting for Kids in the Hall to take the stage. Sitting next us was this woman she was sitting alone. She was this nerdish type with black framed plastic glasses and was wearing a black skirt and a white blouse.

As she seats down and puts her purse down and takes off her jacket. She was a complete mental case. This is where it starts to get madding. She takes her glasses put them on and takes them off again, like someone that was pushing you on a fucking swingset for all that is holy.

The nut job picks up her purse and puts it down over and over again. You get where I am going with this. She keeps adjusting her ass on this awful black folding chair from hell. Bouncing up and down like she had ants in her panties. I could not escape this bad case of O.C.D. I’m just happy she didn’t start calling me a motherfucker over and over or a bitch. So she stops just as the show started.