The Diamond City Blog

Me and the wife were in our seats waiting for The Dark Knight movie to start. So we sat through the previews the lights go out. Then over the intercom the Projectionist says,

"There was a sudden rush of people came in they had to fill the theater." 

We were thinking to ourselves what the hell was this. I wanted end my life right then. All I wanted was to have a nice calming time at the cinema. But know they were not going to let that happen. There was a troop of heavy fat bastards I thought they were from a eating club. I felt sorry for them. Because the General Manager bitch comes in and says.

"This is now a sold out show so if  anyone that has a open seat next to them your just going to have to move down."

 So now it turns into a night of musical chairs. I thought those fat fucks were going to catch a heart attack cause they could barely fit in there seat. The movie started for the love god but we still had to sit through 15 minutes of hellish Previews. What a Dark Knight.